Fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl

Taken back by extreme shock or disbelief; or if you are in the same room as a baddie and both have no clothes on

*loses 1000 dollars on roulette*
You “fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl that sucks”

by Jaysteve12 January 23, 2026

vomit shut the fuck up

telling vomit to shut the fuck up

"vomit shut the FUCK UP"

by 1cecub4 January 24, 2026

No we do not ✌️✊️✌️✊️create✌️✊️✌️✊️ reality you delusional fuck

And do the extent that we do it's heavily localized and uses the physical components that already exist and the theories we generate regarding how those components interact.

Hym "No we do not ✌️✊️✌️✊️create✌️✊️✌️✊️ reality you delusional fuck. We affect reality and YOU make up stories that aren't real to distort reality but that isn't what you are insinuating when you say we create reality. What you insinuating is that we somehow generate the broader non-localized reality through some nonsense. And that's fucking stupid."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2026

Toast fucking

Where you fuck, or get fucked, with toast

Did you see that new Nina Bedford show last night about toast fucking?

by SirDeimos January 27, 2026

Tasmanian Bull Fuck

When a man thrusts into another man, and that power carries through into the next man, and then the next. It goes down the chain until there is no power from the initial thrust.

Those 4 guys got in a line butt booty naked, and they form a Newton's Cradle of guys fucking. They participated in a Tasmanian Bull Fuck!

by TasmanianIdiot January 29, 2026

Hustle Fuck

The act of aggressively reframing any casual conversation, personal story, or human emotion into a potential business idea, side hustle, or monetization opportunity.

Often begins with phrases like “Hear me out,” “There’s a market for this,” or “This could scale.”

Example:

“I told Deep Singh that my dog died and within 30 seconds he hustle fucked it into a newsletter.”

by manlikedeep January 31, 2026

to fuck someone back down

After life fucked somebody up, to help them get better mentally by having sex with them. Typically also implies the person is a bottom, meaning one literally goes down on them while fucking.

Man I'm so fucked up, hopefully this new girl I'm dating will finally fuck me back down...

To fuck someone back down should be a cultural norm in today's society where so many people are lonely and depressed

by The Raven Queen February 4, 2026