beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.

me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!

by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008

Beef smears

Stains on underpants caused by beef curtains.

"I wasn't going to wash my panties but then I noticed they had some serious beef smears."

by Trinkets friend March 13, 2012

beef locket

Another term for vagina, or nature's pocket, also what one would define as a "precious vagina".

Similar to ham wallet or meat purse, but more dear to your heart.

"Before we board this plane, let me gently stuff all this weed into my precious beef locket."

by hamwallet69 February 20, 2020

Beef girls

See Texas girls

Bobby: I wish they all could be California girls
Ricky: Not me. I like me some beef girls

by pseudosymmetry June 2, 2022

Beef Stew

The action of ejaculating onto an asshole and proceeding to lick it while the other person shits.

“Yo, me and homeboy about to cook up a mean Beef Stew!”

by MGKN December 2, 2024

lil' beef

isuregothopz

lil' beef is isuregothopz

by lil' beef June 26, 2017

Beef pong

Similar to beer pong but only played with 3 cups, women with large labia's (beef curtains) shoot a ping pong ball out of their snatch in the cup. When a cup is made the nonshooter must drink the beer out of the cup with the ball still in the cup. First women to make all 3 cups is declared the winner.

We are going to that dirty strip club in Bend to watch some girls play, Beef Pong. You in?

by Alonzo_J30 May 11, 2016