smacked by the Gods

When you are so turnt, beyond faded- to the point you are "smacked by the gods." Mostly referring to mary jane, but can be used when drinking as well.

after a long night of smoking and drinking:
"Man, I'm so faded, I am smacked by the Gods."

by L SIZZLE August 2, 2015

in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.

Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."

by SandvichThief February 7, 2023

Chipotle God

A person who eats Chipotle every day, and loves and dies by Chipotle.

“Wow, he’s eating Chipotle again?”
“Yeah, what do you expect? That’s the Chipotle God!”

by SceneAmatiX September 3, 2019

Harem God

Guy who has so many chicks that the only way to sum it up is "Harem God"

Wow Look how many chicks are around him. that guy must be a Harem God

by Phd in Sexology March 12, 2021

God's Embrace

When you get high really late at night, turn your fan on, strip down to your underwear, crawl under a blanket and fall asleep watching Family guy.

Jake:Dude, I've felt God's Embrace 3 times this week
Lukas: Dude, I'm gonna do one tonight.

by p0ttbr0nies April 6, 2020

God Stick

The act of using a sticky grenade to stick some one in halo3. Usually from a far distance away or killing more than one person with a single stick or "God Stick"

1. Dude, I just got a triple kill with one gernade, total God Stick.

2.I just threw my gernade in the air and God Stuck someone! ROFL

by paul4086 February 12, 2009

Jah god

If You don’t go to jah god you will die

Jah is a jah god

by Jah Nigga September 2, 2019