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David

The big Hispanic with 5 friends and 12 belly rolls.
Person 1:”What’s that fat kids name over there?”
Person 2:”I’m 100% sure it’s David”
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David

A gorgeous boy with the most wonderful attitude known to man kind loves his country compassionate person great kisser, looks so dreamy any girl would write a poem on him gives girls butterfly’s to there stomach acts tough but clumsy, actually goofy in his own way can turn any girl on by just looking at them touching them or messaging them and David’s personality is wonderful everyone loves him he’s funny kind best person you’ll ever meet don’t ever let go of David or use him he’s the best person you’ll ever meet.
by Broty November 19, 2023
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David

David is a stinky little piss boy, who cums in his jeans whenever he sees big muscle mommies.
Oh no, I David’d in my pants!
by Definitely not turtle November 20, 2023
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David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.
"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.
by Fenbork December 18, 2023
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David Sacks

An obnoxious Techbro, founding member of the PayPal Mafia, delusional Libertarian, tankie apologist of Russia's invasion of Ukraine who denies reality (including Russian war crimes), and a brown noser of Elon Musk. Lacks social skills and thinks he's an expert on the war in Ukraine after reading a few books about the war in Vietnam and some articles on the internet by "non-interventionists". Thinks he's smarter than everyone else and knows better than the US government.

A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:

"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."
by NAFOMan December 22, 2023
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David

David has a huge cock
by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023
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