Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016

Jacob

A FUCKING ANIMAL he will crack your skull open

Dont fuck with Jacob

by anonymous February 22, 2022

Jacob

The 27th letter of the alphabet

Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!

by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019

jacob

jacob likes midget porn and loves sexual tension between him and his animals.

jacob loves having sex with balloons.

by Best Side Name October 16, 2019

Jacobed

verb: the act of jumping one's titan in lieu of bridging by mistake in past tense.

I jacobed.

by Levarris August 15, 2019

Jacob

black boy who hates eggs and misses the bus. also eyes, he hates eyes. cooks olive oil. hates his cat. punched his gf

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omg Jacob punched his girlfriend? She probably deserved it, that fucking whore....

by Toasterr.Juice November 29, 2019

Jacob

A cute mafia with specs

Wow look at tat egotistical Jacob.

by Hesto August 20, 2023