When him/her give a handjob in the dennys parking lot with blue and red hot icing untell he blows a load on the food of choice and yell SHAZAM!
by Big gumper July 28, 2025
Get the Jackson's waymug. An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
by traphouse333 June 20, 2018
Get the Two-Way Wipermug. 3 words that are the school moto of John Flamsteed Community School: Ambitious, Committed, Proud. It’s ways that u can show these 3 qualities ina nod out of school, and is plastered on posters all around my school. (John Flamsteed) Ripely Academy (John Flamsteed’s partner school) has the Ripley Way, which is literally the same thing but just for their school.
Nobody follows these rules/qualities tho, we’re all just assholes ✌️
Nobody follows these rules/qualities tho, we’re all just assholes ✌️
The Jf Way xxxxxx
by Tessla_xtlgx_03 September 18, 2023
Get the the jf waymug. When two older men at the dog track who have major gambling addictions lose and decide to tag team a 10 dollar prostitute who is busted as hell.
Jimmy and Clinton lost their entire $274.62 life savings on lazy lightning (the grey hound at 10-1), so they say Recoba, the cheapest Ho in Cincinnati. So they borrow $10 from Rob and they give her a Cincinnati 3-Way behind the dumpster.
by 3MINATI’s Savior July 6, 2023
Get the Cincinnati 3-Waymug. Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014
Get the Two-Way Wienermug. by tsgshejj544 August 16, 2021
Get the way waymug.