dork muffin

a dumbass or a pain in the ass

my brother is such a dork muffin

by dorkmuffin420 April 3, 2020

Muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

Woman1: do you know the muffin man?

Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!

by Your local bruh December 29, 2022

Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

by emineminem22 June 27, 2024

Crushing the Muffin

Doing something exceedingly cool.

The act of being awesome.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.

Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!

by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011

slut muffin

A co-worker, usually newer employees, who are harassed verbally and sexually at the discretion of older employees.

A, Where's slut muffin?! Or How u doing my little slut muffin?

by slickyickynicky4000 December 20, 2016

muffin

muffin is the greatest person you will ever meet,kind funny and friendly. the best friend you will ever have and will keep you safe

muffin is great i want to be their best friend!!

by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020

muffin walloper

victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.

i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper

by thy common folk October 13, 2023