Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

thot les sock

A boy that is a thot who has a foot fetish that sleeps and cuddles with dirty unwashed socks

He cannot be reasoned with what a thot les sock

a thot les sock will always have a drink in there hand or is drunk

He didn’t stack the dishwasher what a thot les sock

by Dave’s diary January 6, 2023

Sock trinket

A delightfully-tiny dollop of crusty, dried cum inside of a sock - usually found under a bed.

When Timmy turned 18, I found a sock trinket in his room, next to his father's Playboy magazines.

by MrBabache February 11, 2018

Sock-penis

The male identity assumed by non-males to be accepted as a technical equal by TechBros.

Rebecca used her sock-penis name "Steven Moorcock" when applying for online coding work.

by Capt. Sodium October 18, 2022

White socks

When your mom is so gullible that she believes every random thing online.

Some troll just gave my mom some white socks, now she thinks dogs can fly, but choose not to.

by Theyseemetrollin42 November 29, 2020

double socking

Wearing one pair of socks over another.

Look I’m double socking my Halloween socks

by The good witch. November 5, 2017

Put 't sock on

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.

Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.

by FinbarSaunders March 2, 2021