Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock

Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!

by WISE7890 October 15, 2015

Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021

soggy socks

me after walking on water

(i am jesusa)

ay i have such soggy socks rn

why?

lefman.

by kaydooo December 13, 2022

suck on a sock

A phrase to tell someone to shut up; when someone is annoying and u have to censore your language.

1: *chatter chatter chatter*
2: SUCK ON A SOCK AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

1: *silence*
2: thx

by Volt. 15 September 20, 2018

Sock-penis

The male identity assumed by non-males to be accepted as a technical equal by TechBros.

Rebecca used her sock-penis name "Steven Moorcock" when applying for online coding work.

by Capt. Sodium October 18, 2022

egg in the sock

A phrase popularized by youtuber Heimler's History, it can be used a replacement for "nail in the coffin".

Watergate was the egg in the sock for Nixon's presidency.

by johnmeyersatemytoe May 8, 2025

Put 't sock on

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.

Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.

by FinbarSaunders March 2, 2021