The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.
Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
by chumbus123 March 2, 2018
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Is a person or species that always has something to say if she doesn’t then she makes things up but her mouth never shut up . Macison’s are also are very wierd creatures they seem to get attach to you once they meet you and it’s impossible to make them skrt skrt away from you because they can’t let you go. Macison’s also think there better than you and think they are good at roasting people but they’re not ! You have to lie to them and say they’re goood or else — you wouldn’t want to know they’ll go nuts oh they also can’t stand fortnite bc they think fortnite are better than them and that they don’t have enough attention... umm obviously tf fortnite is life but overall macison’s are good people and supportive and caring people or creatures or aliens idk - oh and btw they’re real name is Madison but macison sounds way better (:
Me: “Broo I have a Maccison that keeps annoying me and won’t let me play my fortnite”
Other person : “ oh nah reallly ? Me too I have a macison that thinks it’s cute to roast me “
Other person : “ oh nah reallly ? Me too I have a macison that thinks it’s cute to roast me “
by Daddygeoo March 18, 2018
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I was at bro bro's house and I made his girl friend laugh so hard she squirt herself, I was just being funny I didnt mean to mack on her, it was a maccident
by NateMasternatethingydingy October 21, 2018
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by Han Jones April 15, 2019
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