_diotard‘s mutuals

literally the coolest people on earth. no questions 😐.

Person 1: Oh my god how did u know i was one of _diotard‘s mutuals.
Person 2: You have so much cool and swag.

by _diotard March 17, 2021

andrew.tf's mutuals

The pinnacle of masculinity amd the sexiest mfs kn the planet

I wish I coukd be andrew.tf's mutuals but I can't lift 30,000 pounds

by wryxdunk May 5, 2021

You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

mrstark.idontfeelsogood’s mutuals

The best and nicest people on the planet. Wonderful human beings.

“Whose mutuals do you love the most?”

“I love mrstark.idontfeelsogood’s mutuals!”

by mrstark.idontfeelsogood September 5, 2021

mrstark.idontfeelsogood’s mutuals

The best and nicest people on the planet. Wonderful human beings.

“Whose mutuals do you love the most?”

“I love mrstark.idontfeelsogood’s mutuals!”

by mrstark.idontfeelsogood September 5, 2021

mrstark.idontfeelsogood's mutuals

The best and nicest people on the planet. Wonderful human beings.

“ mrstark.idontfeelsogood's mutuals are amazing”

by mrstark.idontfeelsogood September 5, 2021

cevansfacts favorite mutual

the hottest and sexiest and coolest person you will ever meet (like it’s almost unbelievable but it’s so true) @deadpoolsluvr

person 1: omg have you seen @cevansfacts favorite mutual?

person 2: yeah @deadpoolsluvr is so hot and funny and sexy and cool

by defnot deadpoolsluvr September 16, 2021