A man whos penis is a foot longer than eveyone else, and strikingly handsome. Jacob can be a strong and charming man who can snag any girl, without the needing to talk to them. Hes a magnet to all thicc girls only a beta male could dream of. Jacob is friends with almost everyone and if your not friends with him, you have a tiny penis. Jacob is the man of your dreams, and good luck trying to get a Jacob
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"Omg, Jacob is sooo hot"
If only i could have even the slightest chance with jacob.
by xxxthanos April 29, 2019
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A faggit that’s only good enuf to pick up a cute girl once and a while but is isn’t good at anything else
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Get the Jacob mug.Jacob is a total jock beast. He is known to strike fear into the hearts of many and woo the hearts of many women. The phrase "Men wanna be him, women want to be with him" is the perfect way to describe Jacob. If you get on the bad side of this lady killer jock you might regret your choices.
by LeonidasTheHottie February 15, 2025
Get the Jacob mug.Jacob is occasionally really good at basketball. Sometimes he loses 1-1, but he tries his hardest. He loves McFlurries and playing the guitar. He is a really sweet guy, but he makes you watch Terrifier 3. He plays Clash Royale in every class when he actually goes, but his grades look good still. He is NOT short and has brown fluffy hair. He will guess your eye color correctly when you ask and will take you to Texas Roadhouse, but he will eat all the rolls. Anyway, Jacob is a cutie, dont read the other reviews I like mine.
Jacob is THE guy.
by YOURbigbackMOTHER October 21, 2025
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