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Ethan

A crazy insane comic book, tv fan. Obsessed with cookies and slim Jim’s. Most famed quote is mi espanul smarte and is known for doing crazy things and saying things that don’t make sense
A Ethan has his hands on a slim Jim.
by White_knife22 June 18, 2019
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Ethanitis

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.
Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan is a person who highly enjoys molesting salt and rubbing salt around his genitals
by SNEKE GRATER March 12, 2020
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Ethan and Sally

two people dating. quite the lovebirds and they do it with eachother on multiple occasions.
: Wow, they're a good couple
:Yeah, they're ethan and sally so ofc they are
by lokiburns08 July 19, 2022
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Ethan

Ethan is skinnier than a stick but eats things the size of a whale or two commercial cola-cola trucks stacked on top of each other. Instead of getting a vacuum cleaner, I get an Ethan because he eats everything and stays the size of a portable microwave. his face is shaped like a snail's eye and his eyebrows are like vertical ssbu stages. he calls himself the Catmaster and claims he could fit in a cat cage and honestly, he's older than me by two years and he brags that he's one inch taller than me - I mean, of course, this guy thinks height is everything when he's built like a stick.
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
Ethan: I'm so awesome at gaming
Sianna: Please stop it and get some help.
Ethan: Your mom
by Queen_of_Nothing March 7, 2022
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Ethan Grady

Ethan Grady he is a great gamer who is very nice to those around him yet he does ignore most he is handsome even tho he says he's not he will always be the best person on this planet and he is amazing
by Daaaasee April 15, 2020
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Ethan

good nice boy
that smart boy that with passion to be somebody
Fabi: ethan has 12 pack
Morgan: i know here showed me
by papi69213 December 17, 2022
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