Ethan is a guy who always smiles. He's always cheerful; you would be hard pressed to find him sad or mad. He is also obsessed with drinking milk. He's a God-fearing man and is very loyal to his family and friends.
by Snapple.d.app December 11, 2018

The most handsome and loving man in the universe. So kind to people and animals alike and is a true diamond in the rough. Ethan works so hard and puts 100% effort and enthusiasm into everything he does.No one can compare to Ethan, because Ethan is epic ❤️ Ethan is also a bit of a silly salmon, but it's very endearing to see him act daft from time to time.
Girl: Wow my boyfriend is the best
Girl 2: Sorry, you're incorrect. Your boyfriend isn't called Ethan D.C.M therefore he can't be the best. There's only one Ethan in the world and that's my Ethan.
Girl 2: Sorry, you're incorrect. Your boyfriend isn't called Ethan D.C.M therefore he can't be the best. There's only one Ethan in the world and that's my Ethan.
by Boogle5 June 4, 2021

Ethan boys is a fag
And looks hella gay he is a good wrestler and sometimes he most of time straight up eats poo and his best friend is named mehki and hes black they make the perfect couple.
And looks hella gay he is a good wrestler and sometimes he most of time straight up eats poo and his best friend is named mehki and hes black they make the perfect couple.
Ethan Boyd means ugly kid Wow I was in the bathroom and I was taking a dump and I was trying to be nice so I gave some of my poo to Ethan to eat
by My guy im always right October 23, 2019

Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024

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