Splat Burns

Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles

Splat Burns: Ownage Duuuuuuuude, thats so dank.
MC: Yeahhhhhh
Splat: Get the box duuuuude

by thecakes13 February 24, 2010

last semester burn out

schools almost over. you have finals. the school doesn't care about you. you're just tryna graduate. all your grades drop a full letter grade. you wanna give up. you can't get outta bed. the only things waking you up to survive is your best friend who's also literally dying.

so yeah. last semester burn out :D

"Dude why haven't you answered your texts"
you: "shit man last semester burn out's really kickin my ass"
"You need a hug?"
you: ".... yeeeaaahhhhhh"

by z0w33 May 28, 2021

Sausage burn

That lip herpes

“What’s that on your lip?”
“Shit bro I got a sausage burn from suckin that dudes dic”

by Jamesjamesonjames69 June 2, 2018

Boyer-Burned

Any savage / sarcastic / funny AF reply to an overly-sensitive pansy, made publicly, to make them feel like an idiot.

"Dude, did you see Brian's savage AF reply to that sensitive-ass, Mark's, Twitter rant? He BOYER-BURNED the shit out of that retard!"

by pettyasstom May 2, 2018

Don’t burn the birthday boy

A phrase used when someone puts down someone who is happy about

Person 1-“hey guys i got a new dog im so happy” Person 2-“Why is it so ugly” Person 3-“Come on dude, don’t burn the birthday boy”

by useful duck June 11, 2025

Space Burn

When food gets freezer burnt in space

Can garlic bread get freezer burn in space? Would that be space burn?

by MyBrotherHatesThisLol September 5, 2022

Joy burns

She is the most beautiful lady to ever exist and has massive melons. Unfortunately she gave birth to a child and that child is Lorcan

I wish I had joy burns.
Isn't she the most beautiful women to exist?

by Joy lover November 23, 2021