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tea

One of the best people you will know,hot,know every gossip and the truth, comes originally from Croatia and is all over Balkan countries.
by Myunicornisamermaid December 25, 2016
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Tea of Saitual

Saitual Prince. It is used to describe Chicks Magnet from Saitual.
"Is that Brad Pitt?"
Me: No, That's just the Gay, Tea of Saitual
by Nang a, khawi veng nge i nih November 15, 2024
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Tea

A young woman who's behavior is two faced and fake. She presents herself as being friendly and kind but in reality she'll screw you over by forwarding your private voice messages to other people.
~"Did you see what she did?"
~"Yeah, she's such a Tea."
by dtt112233 February 27, 2023
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A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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savouring the tea

Forming a ring round the highest point of the scrotum with your index finger and thumb (so that the testicles are below your finger and thumb) and moving them up and down, in a similar motion to a handjob.

Derives from teabagging, and named as such after the practise of letting the teabag drip as long as possible to get the most amount of tea out of it.
I don't know why she wouldn't wank me off; she kept savouring the tea.
by Crack the Yak July 28, 2010
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Orange tea

Something that only evil bitches drink that are out to get you. The antichrist against crazed middle aged women.
"YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ORANGE TEA YOU BITCH,".
by orangetea September 4, 2021
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Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.
That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.
by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018
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