Tilted Hat

When you are taking a shit and jacking ofd at the same time.

My stomach hurt but I was horny as a motherfucker so bad I had to tilted hat that shit to feel better.

by Twodutchmary February 9, 2021

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hat

Sucking dick

A girl gave me hat last night.

by officialR3 January 5, 2018

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having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025

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Daddy-Wobbly-Hat

British slang term for a policeman, unique to Plymouth.

Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.

Alternatively;

Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.

by Reuben Smith September 5, 2023

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Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

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