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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
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tina may

A beautiful, green eyed woman. A great mother and the best friend you'll ever have. Borderline mediumistic at times. Pussy like diamonds.
Man, that girl is so Tina May!
by Tomass 23 December 1, 2016
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Brian May

Purest, cutest and most beautiful man ever. Guitarist of one of the best rock bands, Queen. Everybody wants or should want to be his grandchild (or wife, like me). Actually married to Anita Dobson, the cutest woman ever. Brian's also an astrophysic and an activist. He's a vegan. You should love and appreciate everything he does, because he's a bean and we have to protect him all costs.

People usually ship him with his bandmate, Roger Taylor. Their ship name is Maylor and they'd look very cute, but they both don't like that so we don't talk about it.

Queen's biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody, was mostly produced by him and Roger. Gwilym Lee (his clone), probably the most handsome guy alive, plays him in the movie, and he does an amazing work.

The most important fact:
He's tall af, so you better don't bother him.
- Who is the one that looks like a poodle in Queen?
- He's Brian May, APPRECIATE HIM
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May firtel

a lesser form of the being known as may portal
may firtel is so gay
by Erezberez July 16, 2019
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Abbie May

A lovely girl who respects lads n always put effort in. She’s beautiful and funny and she can actually be with any lad who asks her.
Abbie May is a gorgeous girl and always treats boys with the right respect
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