That's a kill

When somebody cracks a joke and some pubey nerd goes and ruins it with a bad follow up.

A: Your face spotty like an avocado.
B: lol avocado are all bumpy i get it
A: That's a kill...

by NEZ July 3, 2015

cold stone killa

When and idiot tries to sound hard as fuck. Referring to himself as legitimate serial killer of all things that are living. He who is not a stone cold serial killer, is in fact a cold stone cereal killer.

Someone who has never seen a horror film.

Someone who still eats cereal for breakfast. And ice cream before dinner. If their parents allow.

I'm going to slay trout on the river cuz I'm a cold stone killa

by yngceo November 16, 2015

half a kill

A term used by fuckboys who haven't had sex but they still wanna be cool!

Person1: "see that guy over there?"
Person2: "Oh yea that's 'half a kill Will'!"

by halfkillwill December 20, 2015

sniping a kill

the act of stealing a friend or other players kill in a video game

That fucker is sniping a kill what an asshole

by Saggy sack July 5, 2016

This is some kill

Food is really good!!

Guy #1: how’s your food? Looks good

Guy #2: this is some kill!!

Guy #1: I’m going to order that now

by Champagnemami🔥 July 25, 2018

The Road-kill Badger

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.

Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger

by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018

I’m going to kill your face

When you slap someone on the nose really hard because they’re pissing you off and you say “I’m going to kill your face”

Shut up or “I’m going to kill your face”

by jerrysandy February 12, 2019