Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.
She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.
by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022
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dirty birthday clown

When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash
This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.
by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016
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clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig
I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig
by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013
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Clown Tail

When you fart and laugh as you pass a group of passerby’s
He clown tailed me with a grin
by BigMr.Pick October 10, 2018
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CAPITAL Clowns

The name of so called citizens that stormed the capital to support the biggest clown of the biggest circus ever.
Man, welcome to the circus, the January 6th Capital Circus and we know we are the bravest, most loyal, most brainwashed known as the CAPITAL Clowns!
by Yaks_man August 15, 2022
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Clown Circus

Clown Circus is the first known album in the solo band Lemon Demon hosted by Neil Cicierega. It was made on April 5, 2003.

Neil made this album when he was under 17, and started actually making music long before that… isn’t that impressive?
Person 1: Have you listened to Clown Circus by Lemon Demon yet…?
Person 2: What has gotten into you
by Ashalotl2 July 09, 2024
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Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 16, 2011
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