Nicaraguan Brown Snake

Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.

I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.

by NbsJesse August 12, 2017

Fat snake

A long pile of texts

That is a freakin fat snake up I send up there.

by Batwomannn April 18, 2018

Dusty Snake

The most extreme version of jacking yourself dry

"George, I want a baby" "Well we're not making any tonight honey, I just gave myself a dusty snake"

by spootootoo August 17, 2017

snake

Kevin Durant

Kevin Durant slithers like a snake for a ring

by boi if you dot get over here April 18, 2018

Snake

Kevin durant

Kevin durant is a snake

by Codyboi30 August 22, 2017

Snake

The worst thing to have in your boot

There's a snake in my boot!

by I'm here to abduct chickens August 22, 2017

Snake

Erkia Costell

Never trust a snake because they will lie about abuse like Erika.

by yeezybutt August 26, 2017