the hat stays off

Once there was a token called WIF, a dog with a hat. But who put a hat on dog? $NOHAT came and removed the hat, because why would you put a hat on a dog.

bro, the hat stays off
hat stays off man

by altrododo May 13, 2024

hat flicker

When some bro shit happens on you.

That last girl at the bar was a total hat flicker.

by DatMafk October 22, 2018

Daddy-Wobbly-Hat

British slang term for a policeman, unique to Plymouth.

Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.

Alternatively;

Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.

by Reuben Smith September 5, 2023

Lying Hat

A hat that is not truly a hat, it is actually a wide mohawk.

Brian was wearing a Lying Hat last Tuesday.

by ADGPlayz64 August 6, 2021

Ass hat day

Your a dick if your reading this.

Hey fucker, it's ass hat day.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett

Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄

by Chicken.wings May 23, 2021

Green hat

NTR

*a boy is wearing a green hat*

-That boy must have been cuckolded.
Yea novelupdate should know that dammit

by halmstad May 30, 2019