Turtle-Poop

Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.

I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!

by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008

poop rag

a cloth used to wipe the black shit off a meth pipe after you take a fat hit.

"hey man, i cant see the shit in this bowl, hand me the poop rag."

by synt@x April 16, 2007

poop parade

when a group of employees must deal with a beastly boss at their full time job, they initiate a poop parade to show their dislike for him/her. Extreme cases may include dressing like poop or taking a poop on your bosses' car.

My boss was trippin so we started a poop parade.

by poopy platter July 7, 2011

Poop Text

Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet

Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.

by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010

Pregnant poop

A type of bowel movement in which pressure and pain occur forcing one to push periodically until relieved.

Thus the similarity of giving birth when periodic pressure and pain force the woman to push.

I just had an amazing pregnant poop.

by Trigga Bone August 1, 2012

Poop Pushing

Anal Sex, Butthump, Going in the Back Door, etc.

When you fuck a girl in the butthole is poop pushing

by THorNE636 February 7, 2010

poop crumbles

Small pieces of excrement that are pushed out of the anus. Often after the largest pieces of poop are pushed out, poop crumbles are what are er4left behind.

Oh... are those your poop crumbles? Mind if eat some?

by ktkoolkat April 10, 2012