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Hat trick

Scoring a goal with fancy foot work or foot trick
Bella had an amazing rainbow hat trick
by Katttkitttkattt October 28, 2018
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jersey hat trick

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes
a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick
b: “dhdiodksneudu”
by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025
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Cat in the hat

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.
“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”
by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021
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Leaky Hard Hat

resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face
"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"
by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018
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doing hat

Hey Matthew, do you have a doing hat I can borrow for the evening
by hockeynutt21 March 27, 2011
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Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)
That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.
by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023
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Vaginal hat

A sexual act of putting your head into a woman’s vagina and literally wearing them as a hat
Yoo I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the vaginal hat. Bruh she be kinky as fuck
by Joe smith117 January 15, 2018
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