24 December

The maximum day of anxiety for all of those who hate Christmas. Yeah man, it’s already tomorrow. Just, don’t think about it, I’m sure you can survive also this year.

You know what day is today?
24 December

Oooh fuuck

by Imheretorhelpyou December 23, 2021

December 24

Someone named Ashley has to pour their period blood in a cup for you.

Kyle: Spill it
Ashley: Please No!
December 24

by Kyleeisthehottestperson December 23, 2021

December 27

National slap a stranger's ass day

Today you can slap whoever's ass you want, as long as you're nice about it.

*Slaps stranger's ass*
Hey bro why'd you do that?
It's December 27th.
Oh my bad homie, give it another round.

by zeldaismymom December 26, 2021

December 25

national cry alone in your room day

"Hey! What are you doing out here?"

"What?"

"It's December 25!"

"Oh shit"

by sadman6969 December 26, 2020

December 27th

Today is the day that everyone shakes sum ass 😎

Bro shake that ass it’s December 27th

by Brandonhelcat December 27, 2020

December 25

The most overrated day on earth.

FUCK YOU CHRISTMAS

Someone: Yo its December 25
Me: Go fuck yourself

by Omega Opinion Chad January 13, 2021

December 3th

I’m this day midgets shall give 5€/$/£ to some tall people (over 6’0 feet) and if they don’t the tall person can beat them

Ana- today is December 3th and short people have to give their tall friends 5 bucks sooo here are 5$
Anton- thanks

by Ricky aka big dick daddy777 November 23, 2021