Tom

Toms a cunt

Faggot 1: hey you know who tom is
Faggot 2: *strangles faggot one to death*

by BiggerDick42069 November 26, 2019

tom holland

the most gorgeous human alive and is the best spider-man so far. i want to marry him but like that probably won’t happen ~depression~ but his movie comes out in 8 days so 😊

i wish you were tom holland but your not lol.

by tomhollandswife June 27, 2019

Tom winchcombe

A tall German/English kid that has autism he sold all of his cars on gta v and still gets moaned at by a Greek and undernourished kid.
He went out with a horse, brexit and a specky in year 7 no one knows why and he is very loud.

Person: have you seen Tom winchcombe

Person 2: no but I heard he has autism

by But are you billy July 14, 2019

tom comeb

Comes to life when his alter “Oliven” is late for school. Kind of like the green goblin, Tom Comeback posseses superhuman strength and hightened senses. Despite all this he shows a supreme lack of grammarly knowledge, he also does not like instant noodles, which is why Oliven usually supresses him by coming to school om time.

Are you coming Oliven? “Me Tom Comeback”

by Gnomesareimposters May 12, 2022

Tom

Tom is the sexiest of sexy, all woman fall for him.

He is portrayed as a true alpha male.

He also has one of the biggest genitals.

Wow, all the girls are falling for that Tom

by Greek_Legend45 February 12, 2023

Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

tom rowan

Smells like piss and is proper lanky looks like a pigeon with a massive nose and head ai much better his trim is dead and got greasy dandruff spotty chin and is all round a proper freak noone likes him and he usually sits on his own

Tom rowan wants to shag liv lee

by Max Rowan June 3, 2018