Fuck life

The act of not wanting to get out of bed

J: man fuck life, I'm just gonna stay in bed

by Existinghere April 6, 2022

nose fuck

To stick ones penis, into the nose fucking hole ( nostrils ) specifically the left one, to avoid pregnancy! As nose fucking is often done in the 'fling' sense,. On the rare occasion one wishes to become impregnated via "nose fuck," they shall simply use the right nostril. Then prepare for the same nose hole to be used as a birth canal in the coming months.

"I nose fucked my girlfriend in the right hole, now shes preggers."

by ihaveasorenose March 28, 2024

up the fuck shut

shut the fuck up but spicy

Will you just up the fuck shut?

by goddamnmotherfuckingbitch December 9, 2020

Fuck

The word used to describe the feeling when something sharp cuts your skin.

Fuck! I cut myself up!

by Johnpaulloganmahogany November 9, 2023

Fuck off

This means that she is definitely into you

Guy 1: "Wanna go out?"
Girl 1: "No fuck off."
Guy 2: "She into you!"

by Myballsareblue January 31, 2023

Fiery Face Fuck

When you fill a water gun with high-proof alcohol like vodka and give girls shots , the alcohol eventually gets all over their face. you then take a lighter and light the alcohol on her face. Then you jack off and nut on her face to put the flame out.

I hit that blonde bitch with the fiery face fuck and now she won't talk to me anymore!

by T_boone November 3, 2015

shut the fuck up

it means u needs to be quite

gurl shut the fuck up rat

by stfuamy January 22, 2021