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by CasuallyDefines December 2, 2020
Get the The Root of all Evilmug. An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental facilities.
Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:
-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger
Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.
Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:
-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger
Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.
Bob:"Ever since his girlfriend cut him off, Dave's been walking on all threes. He really isn't much for Algebra today, but he is playing a mean game of mobile horseshoes."
Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"
Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.
(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.
Seriously, don't be Fred.
Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"
Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.
(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.
Seriously, don't be Fred.
by Harlequin's Smile December 23, 2011
Get the Walking on All Threesmug. Someone who runs to the police when theres no protests going on over a guy she wanted to start an argument with for her own amusement, then says something like a police officer raped her when there are protests and riots, to play all sides and turn the police against everyone else, and everyone else against the police. People already have no good reason to trust the police when nobody is getting shot or locked up, and protests only invite police out to try and take control.
The girl had been playing all sides. The people who weren't hiring her didnt trust her, which fucked over females (and males) who werent phony, since they began to lose trust and faith in each other.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020
Get the Playing all sidesmug. Yes, it is correct that we are all related because Adam and Eve were the first man and woman created, they are also our oldest parents
by Shellow July 24, 2022
Get the Are we all related?mug. Goddess. Her skin Is as smooth as silk and her body is as soft as a marshmallow. Her tits are the size of a toddler and has a dump truck ass there size of multiple heads. Her pussy feels so good and has such a gorilla grip on the dick that you won't be able to have sex with any other woman after fucking her. You'll need to replace your pants the minute you step within a 40 mile radius of her because her scent is so attracting and strong that not even the Chad above all can resist. You're tank will have been completely empty by the time she's 1/16th done with you. She is a complete freak in the sheets and can go for hours and possibly even days without rest. Her pussy is at least 20 inches long and 20 inches deep. When she kisses you, you feel such a warm juicy feeling in your mouth as her tongue forces its way through to explore that its comparable to eating a warm glazed donut straight out of the making if not 20x better. She has such mastery over her hip movement and oral activity that she could make you cum within seconds of entering her pussy and make you orgasm just by sucking you off because she's that good. She has such mastery over he pelvic muscles that she can suck in, repel, twist and lock in the dick with just her pussy. You would end up being hypnotized by her and be disgusted at the thought of kissing another woman. Her milk is the best you'll ever find. Its so good that you would ask her to feed you sone whenever you had cookies or cereal.
Bro the Stacy Above All made everyone go to the grocery store yesterday because they kept having orgasms.
by Stop That Rn December 25, 2020
Get the Stacy Above Allmug. by TexasJewBoy June 2, 2018
Get the all over the mapmug. If Lindsay's plan was to turn people against each other, from friends to strangers, she did more than what was necessary to accomplish that by playing all sides.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020
Get the Playing all sidesmug.