i'll kill

a threat used by many a clam that doesnt specify whose soul they will actually kill. There are only four people known to have killed souls

Normal Person: "I'LL KILL"
Member of SCSS: " you never have and never will"

by Andrew Davenport December 27, 2008

Kill med

When you are trying to write, "Kill me", but don't want to sound suicidal.

Person 1: *Types in journal* "Kill me".
Person 1: That sounds suicidal, should change.
Person 1: *Adds d*
Person 2: Ahh thank god you only want to kill meds
Person 1: hehehehe he will never know

by SoulTurdalator July 21, 2023

National Kill a Freshman day

today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.

Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*

by ItsDonnie234 October 23, 2022

whole kill

The entire point

The government be lieing

whole kill that's what they was designed for

by Anakin Sky October 4, 2022

kill a brown dog

Foul smelling stench

That fart would KILL A BROWN DOG

by anonymous May 14, 2021

Kill me

Kill me

Person 1: Kill me.
Person 2: Ok!
Person 1: *Literally fricking dies*

by I want todos September 7, 2021

KILL YOURSELF!!

a defintion created by the oppression from unknown sources. so just kill yourslef in any spelling.

Unknown source: " doing something incorrect"
Person 1: "KILL YOURSELF!!"

by RealNiggi Said That Shit. Gawd November 7, 2023