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horse malarchy

An improved version of malarchy. Used to describe an unfavorable situation or when something backfires. Made popular by Vocal Status.
"I was supposed to have a party at my house, but no one showed."
"That's some real horse malarchy."
by Stretch Massee October 26, 2007
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Patrick Horse

Hi Abi
They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!
by Yosoeneocle November 13, 2021
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giant horse cock

No, seriously , we know you don’t mean a horse and a cock on a farm, why look up giant horse cock
by Blvssfvl November 12, 2023
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Horse Box Bill

A terminology used to refer to some who continuously uses a horse box for the toilet.
Ohh where has he gone. He’s away being a horse box Bill.
by Topher W May 6, 2025
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Talk to a man about a horse

To nicely tell your children that you are going to fuck like rabbits at a hotel.
Hey kids, me and your mom are gonna go talk to a man about a horse be right back.”
by FeverDream2.0 January 13, 2022
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Trojan Horse

When a girl has had many dudes in her....just like the Trojan horse
Dude you should go after Emily
Nah bro she’s a Trojan horse...many dudes been in her
by Dannydamany November 2, 2020
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Horse Nuggets

Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!
by Redpanda9 July 6, 2011
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