are you have the stupid

Something roblox players use when talking to stupid people

person 1 Hey are you have the stupid
person 2 yes me are have the stupid
person 1 ha ha noob
person 2 :(

by coolboycoolbuthecool January 12, 2021

Having a dog

To pleasure oneself via licking their own testicles

"Dude did Brendan go to bed?"

"Yea but he's having a dog first"

by DaggerCat February 22, 2014

Have your spoon on you

When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)

A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!

by Sinatrup October 28, 2018

Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.

M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!

by Tomatoman345 August 29, 2023

I want to have fuck with you

This phrase is specifically when you wake up with no memories of anything so you go up to a woman and try to seduce her

Suggestion - Challenging 12 Try *The Expression* on her - let her know you want her. Physically.

CHECK FAILURE

SUGGESTION Challenging: Failure — The words have already left your mouth...

"I want to have fuck with you."

by DiscoThey May 05, 2024

the haves and the have more

The opposite of “the haves and the have nots”. People with a lot of money along with people with even more money

The yacht club at the Hamptons was filled with the haves and the have more.

by Philly Hockey Player June 17, 2023

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 05, 2023