Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.
At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.
by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009

by GT4eva November 13, 2015

It's the energy required to move a mass through the speed of light.It represents the magnitude of energy required to continuously accelerate an object, overcome the increase in relativistic mass, and counteract the infinite energy requirement near the speed of light
Based on our current understanding of physics, scientists believe that achieving "The Walking Energy" is impossible
by John , Valentine October 8, 2023

by Jack Spank9049 January 7, 2024

When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.
Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”
Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”
Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*
Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”
Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*
by JusticeIsBlind February 13, 2020

by psychic rat April 29, 2023

Someone who walks really fast to get to where they need to be. Usually someone who is from or lived in New York walks this way since there are tourist everywhere and they are sloooow.
Friend 1: "What time should we start walking to get to school?"
Friend 2: "Well we have that New York walk so we can be there in 5"
Friend 2: "Well we have that New York walk so we can be there in 5"
by gigi_1016 September 7, 2016
