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walk-on wardrobe

When someone throws their clothes on the floor rather than using wardrobes and drawers, to the extent that it is impossible to go into the room without walking on the clothes.
"I checked my 17-year-old foster kid's bedroom and I couldn't believe how untidy it was! It wasn't a walk-in wardrobe, it was a walk-ON wardrobe!"
by Matti Matti Matti December 15, 2013
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mall-walking britches

A pair of pants that are naturally saggy and fall to the ankles when the person wearing them begins to move in any way.
That boy over yonder needs to pull up his mall-walking britches.
by Sgt. Sticky June 5, 2023
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lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel January 18, 2016
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Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.
"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"
by Pialinist July 22, 2024
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Walking Red Flag

a person that is not relationship material, yet your friend likes them anyway. For example: Adil!
Friend 1: You have a crush on Dennis
Friend 2: I have a crush on Dennis
Friend 3: no the fuck you don't he's a walking red flag
by hotterthanyourgirlfriend November 27, 2023
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Pavle Walk Stage 3

(READ Pavle Walk Stage 2 TO UNDERSTAND) After not successfully catching little boys and cannot find any. The Pavle walk stage 3 inplace of emergencies. This is when you are pavle walk and physically no little boys cannot be found. So you enter a house and steal the dad of a little girls house and un-consensually rape his grandpa while taking the little girls dad. Once securing the dad they take him back to his house to forcefully have anal.
Person 1: Bro we have been walking for ages and cant find any little boys
person 2: Yeah I know
Person 1: What do we do
Person 2: We can try the Pavle Walk Stage 3 in a while if we cant find any little boys
Person 1: Great Idea!
by John Wock February 13, 2023
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