That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

jersey hat trick

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes

a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick”
b: “dhdiodksneudu”

by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025

frog in a hat

what do you call a frog in a hat?

A frog in a hat.

by thecolourmade if all are mixed July 27, 2025

Black-hatted

Interaction with The Problem Child who identifies them self by wearing a black coloured safety helmet.

Tom: "Hey, what's up with Olz? He's running towards that brick wall head first without wearing a helmet again?!"

Jerry: "He's just been black-hatted."

Tom: "Damn man. That explains it. We should pray for him."

by Jabbathebutt666 August 7, 2025

Hat

A "hat" is another slang term for a "body" in urban hood slang

That boy Jamarr is crazy out there he is up 3 hats! (Up 3 hats meaning he has caught 3 bodies/ killed 3 people)

by mk_duel September 2, 2025

Hat's Law

Hat's Law is that all moral dilemmas, if discussed long enough, turn into tabletop role-playing sessions.

"My buddies and I were talking about going back in time and killing baby Hitler, eventually Hat's Law kicked in."

by aShrimpFriedThisRice? September 8, 2025

Blackpool party hat

When entering a party and everyone looks like Gail Platt from Coronation street

"I thought we would at least end up doing the Blackpool jizz"

( A Bukakke party where every looks like Liz from Coronation street where everyone spunks on an

old lady who resembles Liz the old barmaid

A party full of bad looking ladies or a party where you all jizz on old ladies ....i kinda glad we didn't x up at a Blackpool party hat

by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025