Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia
by Marker000 August 07, 2024
When your spotting your mate at the gym, and he's just banged out 3 sets of 12. It is now well within your right to bang out 3 of your own
Guy 1: So I was spotting Tim at the gym the other day and he finished his sets and went off to train shoulders elsewhere
Guy 2: Mate you should have brought up Spotter's Rights...
Guy 1: Ah shit yeah, I forgot about that, Ill get him next time.
Guy 2: Mate you should have brought up Spotter's Rights...
Guy 1: Ah shit yeah, I forgot about that, Ill get him next time.
by JustSam2000 October 02, 2016
When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
by lemonpopeanuts March 28, 2023
Old mate: "Steve; your wife jut took the kids, your house is a shit hole, you haven't had a job in 20 years and you're just sitting on the couch drinking beer!"
Steve: "She'll be right mate"
Steve: "She'll be right mate"
by Galavenski May 01, 2022
The erroneous belief - prevalent among certain groups of young males - that one is legally entitled to sexual intercourse with any female with whom one shares a birthday
B: I was born on February 20th, so I have the right to bang Rihanna.
A: You are one lucky MF. I was born on April 4th and must settle for Jamie Lynn Spears.
A: You are one lucky MF. I was born on April 4th and must settle for Jamie Lynn Spears.
by bikeridetothemoon May 28, 2012
It is a reinterpretation of Karl Marx's philosophy from a right-wing point of view.
It consists of reinforcing the entrepreneur's surplus value to guarantee the production of the bourgeoisie (which invests and risks its money) and the employment of the proletarian class (which needs work in order to become a bourgeois), protecting the infrastructure and superstructure of the means of production. To this end, a Strong State would be created to protect private property and invest in new ventures, forming the Capital Dictatorship. Therefore, social classes would be practically abolished, due to the improvement in the quality of life, forming an economically homogeneous society. The final stage of this process would be anarcho-capitalism or right-wing anarchism, with the extinction of the state, public offices and taxes.
It consists of reinforcing the entrepreneur's surplus value to guarantee the production of the bourgeoisie (which invests and risks its money) and the employment of the proletarian class (which needs work in order to become a bourgeois), protecting the infrastructure and superstructure of the means of production. To this end, a Strong State would be created to protect private property and invest in new ventures, forming the Capital Dictatorship. Therefore, social classes would be practically abolished, due to the improvement in the quality of life, forming an economically homogeneous society. The final stage of this process would be anarcho-capitalism or right-wing anarchism, with the extinction of the state, public offices and taxes.
by rightest September 07, 2022
*John is walking down the street and gets BRUTALITY massacred* You look at the brutalness RIGHT IN THE EYE