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retarded

"i will give you 5 minecraft diamonds for your netherite set"
"you are so fucking retarded fuck you"
by XIxrip June 10, 2022
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Retard

That girl Haile Bali is a retard.
by Playforpurpose69 February 21, 2020
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retard

anyone who doesn't know the word and has to read this
My friend:rolling around in the dirt like a niggerfaggot trying to be funny
Me: Fuck you stop acting like a retard!
by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019
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Aucostic Retarded Driver

An worse version of Idiot drivers, those fucking retarded individuals will cut your car off without a fucking turn signal, and turn it up midway while merging into your lane, and if you even dare to honk at them, they will flip you off, ct like the victim and threaten to call the cops, 99% of encounters with those aucostic people lacking 10 chromosomes will result in a road rage leaving you absolutely pissed off because of how annoying, fucked up and retarded those type of people are.

Anyone could be this type of person, but most commonly, adult woman drivers with short hair with a baby ass voice, (Karens), which lack a father figure and proper attention in their childhood
This person is a Aucostic Retarded Driver and shouldn't have their driver's license.
by Lyxtq October 6, 2024
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Retardation devastation

When a retarded person seeks to have intercourse starts to go into a unrollable state of eroticism that any women in the retards wake will be left devastated and infected by the sheer force of the retards sexual arousal. If infected will proceed to preform an "alabama hot pocket" Must be of the LGBTQ+ community.
The sped was on trial for committing "Retardation Devastation".
by Goatbuy March 7, 2024
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Retarded

Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?
Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*

Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes

Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass

Retarded man: i did nothing wrong

The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*

Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes

Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*

The end
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024
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Retarded Funny

Used to describe somthing quite comical. Very Funny.
John: YO dawg that comic was Retarded Funny!
Joe: Nah dawg, but you's retarded fo usin that phrase
John: OUCH!
by Princess Fiona July 2, 2007
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