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Retard

"Daaaaaaaamn he a retard"
by 7Qores February 21, 2022
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Reeks of retard

The stench that one leaves behind after he or she fails to convince a small group or a large audience that they aren't required to wear a helmet on a regular basis outside of the skatepark and bike trails and that their parents weren't lovers and siblings.
Mary and Tony went to the store to pick up some cereal when they saw a man standing in front of the bananas and he was scratching his ass and making monkey sounds, "What was wrong with that man?" Mary questioned.

"I can't be certain but it seems to me as though this man had a certain odour to him, clearly he's a simple fuckface who chews on old tampons and desperately Reeks of retard."
by FingerbangbangbangGangbang13 November 2, 2020
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Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
by Yanooiii November 19, 2018
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Retard

A name for a fuckhead at school. Also, you can use retarded instead. Never tell your teacher that they are a retard or call them retarded, you will get in sooo much trouble.
by Abi_GachaWolf October 19, 2018
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Retard

Guy: Have you heard about that Cobie girl?
Girl: Ye, she’s such a retard
by Topshagger619 January 31, 2020
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Retard Maxing

The process of doing really dumb content just for money or attention. Bella Poarch is a prime example. Also, Reaction content that is extremely dumb but, abuses the algorithm and gains gullible people's attention. At first one may think the poster themself is stupid but, in reality they are intelligent for making such dumb content while efficiently wasting people's time.
Hey, Bro I posted a new reaction video and got 50,000 views I have been retard maxing lately low effort content is the way to go
by 3DPerpendiculaRobinHoodForest February 16, 2023
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Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it
Oh damn John just retard crap
by Funcky John June 22, 2022
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