march 11

march 11 is just a normal day. the other definitions are just stupid and made by 11 year old girls. its annoying and your stupid if you belive whatever made up tradition you see on here

Jessica : Its national boys have to say yes day! Mark can i hug you?
Mark : No tf?
Jessica : But its March 11..
Mark : I don't give a fuck, you gave me a question and i answered bitch

by 😾😾😾😾 March 10, 2024

slut march

Synonym for walk of shame

I saw Kayla doing a slut march Saturday morning.

by vailskibum June 20, 2016

march 19th

if youre born on march 19th, youre the coolest person in the entire world, and also very very beauitful.

“hey whats ur birthday?”
“march 19th. 😈”
“OMG IM SOS ORRY FOR EVER DISRESPECTING YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.” *bows down*

by memkwowowoow March 7, 2024

22nd march

National send your boyfriend titty and booty pics

Person 1”hey gf it’s the 22nd march you know what that means”

Person 2”*sends titty and booty pics”

by Jordan pompey March 21, 2023

March 3rd

National eat a bee day! In some cultures, people eat a bee with their meal today. Usually their meal is poultry, but it differs based on region. This tradition brings good luck and is believed to stop bad things from happening, like your car blowing up.

“Makayla, it’s march 3rd! “

“Isn’t that national eat a bee day?”

by Drewsletter March 3, 2025

March 4

Nation Shmeel’d day (a getting ignored for days preferably by Zack)

The other night I really needed the history homework for March 4 but Zack completely Shmeel’d me.

by PapiNate March 3, 2022

March 14th

The day that Krabs fries.

Sheldon .J Plankton: Well, Krabs, you know what today is? Sorry about this, calendar. March 14th. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!"

by pseud0nym12470 March 24, 2023