dad

The man who won the award for 'longest time spent at the store' with a total of 15 years.

I wonder when my dad's gonna get back from the store.

by ponybalogna November 11, 2018

Dad

a person that disappears for all your life, and magically reappears when you are successful or doesnt come back at all. and while hes gone he fucks half of the world and smokes a bunch of weed

DAD WHERE ARE YOU

by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022

Dad

He always gone for work, but when he comes back, he buys you everything you want.

Me: Dad, you've been gone for 16 years but... I still love you!

Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?

by NotJohnWickFromNeoTilted May 21, 2019

DADS

Dumb As Dog Shit

Gee whiz that Freddy is a bit DADS

by DC2190 August 13, 2021

Dad

Something or someone that is really cool

Wow he is such dad!

That was so dad.
I’m a dad!
That was much dad

by TheMockingjay0905 January 26, 2019

Dad

The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.

Dad I'm horribly nauseous.
Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.

by PreyTheGeyAwey May 12, 2019

Dad

Never came home from buying the milk at the grocery store.

kid:Mom where did dad go 23 years after I was born??
mom:he is your dad so he won’t come back

by That beotch September 21, 2020