David is someone who never texts his gf even tho she’s sad and lonely. He never sends her pictures or anything to make her happy, he never post her or tries to show her off in any way possible . He’s following other bitches and thinks that’s not hurting her feelings. :)
David needs his dick sucked
by David belongs to nessa November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by blehzlelebsjeeleld October 24, 2025
Get the david S.mug. To do a David; when you're undertaking any boring or monontanous task. Derived from the name David - that guy who drives an orange Renault Megane but calls it African Sunset.
What you get up to this weekend? Oh, just doing a David. What's that? You know, To Do a David; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the Megane.
by Lionking69 June 1, 2017
Get the To do a Davidmug. A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.
by Pokimidari November 24, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is the sweetest man you’ll ever meet and will be by your side even on your worst days. He never lets you have a bad day no matter what happens. David is an overall fun, loving, sweet, adorable, handsome, cute, comforting and an all around amazing guy. He will make your heart beat out of your chest because of his kindness and sympathy. Once you meet him, you never want to forget him.
He is so down to earth and one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is really someone that you can trust and is the worlds most amazing listener. He deserves the whole world and more! He deserves someone that will give to him what he gives to them, if not more.
He is very talented when it comes to intellect and music and his voice is something you could listen to ALL day! He’s the kind of person that makes you excited about life in every sense of the word.
It should be a crime to be as good looking as David, he has the most beautiful eyes and smile but yet, he has a heart equally as beautiful. He is a beautiful person inside and out. He is patient and willing to wait for you, nothing seems to scare him away, the only time he will run for the hills is if you’re on that hill.
One tiny problem: David is a Man United supporter ;) BUT for David you’re willing to look past that because there are so many amazing things about David that counteract any possible flaws (which are almost non existent).
David will lighten up your life like no other, so hold him tight and don’t let him go.
He is so down to earth and one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is really someone that you can trust and is the worlds most amazing listener. He deserves the whole world and more! He deserves someone that will give to him what he gives to them, if not more.
He is very talented when it comes to intellect and music and his voice is something you could listen to ALL day! He’s the kind of person that makes you excited about life in every sense of the word.
It should be a crime to be as good looking as David, he has the most beautiful eyes and smile but yet, he has a heart equally as beautiful. He is a beautiful person inside and out. He is patient and willing to wait for you, nothing seems to scare him away, the only time he will run for the hills is if you’re on that hill.
One tiny problem: David is a Man United supporter ;) BUT for David you’re willing to look past that because there are so many amazing things about David that counteract any possible flaws (which are almost non existent).
David will lighten up your life like no other, so hold him tight and don’t let him go.
by Danielle96 January 5, 2022
Get the Davidmug. One of the greatest music producers of all time responsible for creating many peoples' childhoods and the genius behind the greatest track ever, Stickerbush Symphony.
by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022
Get the David Wisemug. There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.
Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021
Get the Davidmug.