Ghetto Gloss

to doll oneself up, to dress up, to make fancy

Let's ghetto gloss the table by adding napkin rings.

"I'm not here to ghetto gloss it up for you..." song lyric by Rachel McGoye

by Rachel McGoye Fan February 24, 2010

ghetto

golden valley middle school

the kids at gv are ghetto

by mfkn January 16, 2020

Ghetto chopsticks

To poke fingers in someone’s eyes

What you looking at muthafukka?
Nuthin

Ghetto chopsticks !
Ouch!

by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018

Ghetto Spread

When a black girl spreads her legs and shows off her nasty brown cooch.

LaQuisha gave her baby daddy Khyrawn the ghetto spread after he got out of jail

by swim_shady May 15, 2023

Ghetto

Slang for low-income housing

"Son, if you keep getting bad grades in school, then you 're gonna start living in the ghetto"

by 505_gaming October 2, 2019

Ghetto Sectional

A type of couch that is created when one pushes an office chair, dining room chair, etc. up against the front of a couch to rest one's feet on.

Ah... I've got my cheese puffs, the MLP: FIM Season 1 DVD, and I just made a ghetto sectional. It's on.

by Percival Sweetwater II September 23, 2011

ghetto tease

1. a black kid that thinks he/she is "hard" and resides in Short Pump or Midlothian, VA.

2. someone that thinks a "court" in Richmond refers to basketball or tennis.

3. an individual who "buys" their necessities (food/hygiene/shoes-FLAVES) after the first week of the month.

4. a person who doesn't have or know what a "ghetto twin" is.

Original Ghetto (O.G.): "Hey Jamal, what court u come from?"

Ghetto Tease: "Humphrey Calder".

by KT Andrews February 23, 2013