peni day

PENI day is the day to CELEBRATE PENI
what is PENI you might be wondering
PENI is the plural OF PENIS
not it's not penises, the government has been lying to you.
PENI day comes on the 15 of every month.
how do you celebrate it? I DONT KNOW
just be happy that PENI exist

person a: hey broski when is PENI day?
person b: its the 15 of every mont

by vinc3 May 21, 2022

boyfriend day

The day that lovers give their boyfriend kisses, hugs and chocolate to celebrate their boy friend for being a good boyfriend
Boyfriend day is when you make them feel appreciated

Boyfriend: "why are you doing this for me?"

Person: "because it's boyfriend day :D"

by darlinglovesyou<3 August 1, 2021

The Day Adjuster

Sometimes its your second morning bowel movement. Its long and solid. Makes you feel great. It even slides out clean that washing hands becomes optional. Unfortunately, we don't get Day Adjusters very often.

"My whole week has sucked but I just had The Day Adjuster. Let's make up for lost time".

by JRLL October 4, 2014

Loop of the Day

A round of golf enjoyed by a caddie for the various reasons: Good golfers that play at a fast pace, usually early in the morning. Reward by handsome financial compensation.

The caddies still in the yard were hating on Victor when he was finished by noon with $250 in his pocket. He had the loop of the day.

by MasterCaddy September 22, 2019

Loner Day

Every August 12 is the special loner day.

Yo man what's up?
Nothing, going to kroger to get food for myself and celebrate loner day.

by Kiss.lxnd June 11, 2018

IbishuPigeon Day

IbishuPigeon day is set on 20th of July. It's the day when you go outside and feed pigeons and play with them.
You might ask yourself who or what is ibishuPigeo, and I'll explain. He is a famous tech tiktoker with loads of views and followers. He's a minecraft host (markthethunder.mcpro.io). He likes tech, memes, aviation and cars.

Person1: Hey its 20th of July!
Person2: Yeah and what about it?
P1: I'ts IbishuPigeon day!
P2: Holy cow! I gotta get some bread crumbs and find pigeons to feed!

by Meglith June 14, 2023

Tressler day

When a parent sends a

A child to a babysitter and takes the day for themselves.

"I dropped the kids off at the babysitter so I could go fishing , it's a Tressler day

by Onlythetruthisme October 5, 2017