a massive extreme hawaiian whore who loves to fuck guys over. will make your balls look like a smurfs(BLUE BALLS!).she often says things like " i'm going to jump off a bridge." She has very fucked up dreams.
by Habib Ali-Babba December 28, 2009

by MacDaddy2023 October 9, 2023

When a football team (college or otherwise) plays the best football you’ve ever seen playing at home and looks like absolute garbage everywhere else. Can be used for any sport.
by cfbfan95 September 23, 2023

by diffy kissy euuugh mmhm March 22, 2023

she likes touching little people and should be arrested for being LESBIAN, she likes to hit and abuse animals. She also tried to be a ballerina but failed miserably, she got embarrassed in-front of year 12s and they all gave her dirty looks and she looked like a dumb donkey. She also looks like shrek from the movie 'SHREK'
shrek- "Valentina M looks like me."
by jenila April 3, 2024

by bunninee July 9, 2025
