Toe

A bald-headed man. The bottom of a human foot (e.g. toe) is one of the few places on the human body that hair does not grow. Given this fact, it is logical to describe a bald man as being toe-like.

"Did you see Tara's boyfriend? He's bald! I can't believe she's dating a toe."

by BenTheToe September 13, 2022

Toe-Toe Bombed

When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!

Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!

Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!

by VonC September 18, 2021

Tippy Toes

An overreaction of everything, usually pointing out small stuff, but progressing it into a big deal.

"Ugh you seriously won't eat because of a small green dot on the wall that's barely even noticeable? That's tippy toes behavior"

by Flamin'Hot June 20, 2022

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.

Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024

Chee-toes

An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.

Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”

Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”

by ThereonymousBosch July 12, 2021

salty toes

When your toes are salty.

"Oh I have salty toes!"

by ryan thwaite 1233333 March 8, 2024

Faux-toe

Another word for a “pocket pussy, a fake ass pussy, a jerk stick.”

“Yo bro I found your faux-toe under my bed.” “When’s the last time you cleaned your faux-toe?”

by anonymous January 21, 2023