Bed Trashing

1. When you go to a random mattress store, and than sleep/lay/nap on one of their beds.

2.Eating and drinking on somebodies bed, and not even caring if you spill something or not.

3.Bouncing up and down on somebodies bed, ruing it.

1. When me and Tom went to the Mattress Depo, we had fun bed trashing it.

2. Kris is a total pig. He bed trashed my bed last night, and when I was going to sleep, chips was everywhere.

3. Kasey was totally bed trashing Mattress Depo, and she didn't even care.

by epicwafflerave September 4, 2012

upgraded trash

something or someone that is worthless, discarded, useless and or all of the above, but dresses and acts classier or more "upscale"

someone of zero class or moral standards yet has an arrogant sense of entitlement about them

She still looks trashy, but a more upgraded trashy if you will.

by madameQueenB August 27, 2013

trash cow

a trash cow is a person who generates unusually high profit margins, while at the same time being extremely trashy.

The fat, nasty hooker always made the most money, she was her pimp's trash cow.

by Dog Shit Mike August 30, 2013

Oil Trash

ME

That guy works so hard and has the money to show for it. He is total Oil Trash.

by Dakota local August 5, 2012

Statin Island Trash

A classic New York whore. Skilled in everything sexual.

Jim: I don't go for statin island trash
Tim:your fucking retarted

by Mister732 November 25, 2011

Future Trash

To leave a job, chore, assignment or i.o.u's to your future self to avoid doing it in present.

'Oh crap, I forgot to do that math homework... never mind I'll just future trash it to myself.'

or

'Dude, you better empty the garbage.'
'Nah, I'm watching TV I'll just future trash it to me.'

by RainbowRedBox January 1, 2012

trash-day

Adjective to describe an unpleasant or undesirable situation, event or object.

Rachel's new haircut looks like a blind pigeon got drunk and nested, it's totally trash-day.

I can't believe they postponed Bachelorette for the President, that's so trash-day.

by brohamlet August 24, 2011