Monster Mop

A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.

I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.

by June 19, 2023

Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

The act of showing someone your balls without their request to see them. (Indecent exposure)

He was arrested for taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

by Inappropriate Amy October 16, 2023

crotch monster

A bigfoot for your balls. a quite pleasing for a gamer name

The crotch monster is prepared to take you

by your old gradmother December 09, 2019

Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.

Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!

by dirtybison November 18, 2021

monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.

“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.

by M.F. Jones October 07, 2017

Monster Foodies

A bunch of idiots (Cookie Monster and Gonger) who think they’re great at cooking, but they just make things anyone could make even with 0 skill and try to make up for it by actually going to the factory to get a missing ingredient.

Here Are the things they made
PB & J Sandwiches

Succotash

Pasta
Birthday Cake

Of Course We Can help you, cause we are Monster Foodies!

by 556788866 August 15, 2021