Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi September 21, 2015

mental pickle

When you are confused with a situation

"It seems you've caught me in a mental pickle." -Dumb Horny Boy (who has a finance but wants nudes from another girl)

by Funnygal123456789 August 23, 2019

Maureen Pickles

Maureen Pickles was the foremost childrens author of the 2000's, critically acclaimed for her Penelope Series. However, she lost her credibility, due to the feline novel "Penelope and The Pussy" after concerned parents burnt down her house in outrage.

"Oh, you heard about that perverted old writer woman?"
"That was Maureen Pickles, dear"

by tehiro September 23, 2009

pickle back

When someone slips a Gurken up your backside and slaps your ass so hard that pickle relish comes out.

My wife needed some relish to finish her deviled eggs so she gave me a pickle back.

by Machinegun Mike June 22, 2021

Pickle-Back

A sexual position where the man slides his “pickle” across his partner’s back.

Yo bro. I gave that girl a pickle-back last night.

by Johnny Aye August 07, 2021

moisty pickle

That type of nickname you a special someone who is smooth and slicky and v thick just like a moisty pickle

Boy 1: damnnn now that's a moisty pickle big fella
Boy 2: you right Shawn, she thick as hell
Zoo-we-mama

by Likemonalisa March 15, 2017

One Nickel Pickle

slang for, "a very inexpensive male prostitute."

50cent is so cheap that if he was a prostitute, his nickname would be the One Nickel Pickle.

by Mini Mii August 29, 2012