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ghetto clarinet

A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.
Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.
by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016
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Ghetto Dyke

A woman who behaves in a trashy/ghetto manner behind closed doors or when confronted, but and is also secretly living with her lesbian lover and telling everyone they are just friends who live together. The ghetto attitude is only to hide their truth.
This ghetto dyke next door needs to move away because I ain’t interested or intimidated.
by Freeloader Hater July 10, 2019
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Ghetto

Snapchat is ghetto
by Ligma tim hortons November 12, 2019
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Ghetto Race

Ghetto race is an extreme sport
Where you race through a ghetto with a kkk mask on yelling racial slurs trying not to die
Joe: NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Shots*
Pete: how was the ghetto race
Joe: Well i ran through a ghetto yelling racist stuff and survived, so well i guess
by Nibjit December 11, 2019
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Ghetto

Abby: What's the Ghetto?
Random person: Forest Lawn Subdivision
by Bigyikesss69420 December 12, 2019
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Ghetto gumbo

Homemade Hamburger Helper, made with KD and ground beef. Usually made in houses of white kids who think they’re hood
Kid: Ay Ma I’m havin the boys over for dinner tonight, make us some fuckin Ghetto Gumbo!

Mom: Ok sweetie, It’ll be ready by 6.
by Chrispycroke December 26, 2019
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Ghetto

by dummykels December 31, 2019
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