Eggs and Fingers

Fingering a item of food

“Eleanor was eggs and Fingers the Wasabi”

by Booshwaggler June 5, 2025

Scrambled Eggs

Fellatio, specifically the act of holding the penis in one hand stroking it while sucking on the testicles and flicking them with the tongue.

My girl gave me scrambled eggs as breakfast in bed this morning.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

EGGS

IT'S A GOD DAMN FOOD THAT CHICKENS POOP OUT
WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE ASSOCIATING IT WITH EVERYTHING ELSE?!?!?!

1: Whatcha have for breakfast today?
2: I had some eggs.

1: Where do baby chicks come from?
2: They hatch from eggs.

by THIS IS MR MAN BOI June 7, 2021

Dr. Egg

an egg who's a lawyer.

Person 1: Hey, do you know Dr. Egg?
Person 2: Yeah! I seen him yesterday at the carnival! He cracked up on the Ferris Wheel.
Person 1: Oh.. So he's dead?
Person 2: Yeah.. He was my lawyer..

by roarararar March 16, 2021

GELAtin with egg

sleepyhead 💕

Gelatin with egg is always sleepy that’s why she is called sleepyhead

by Hatchingchubg June 16, 2021

Egg Simp

a person on Twitter who has a GoodBoyHalo profile picture who simps for the Dream SMP egg. Not naming any names

Hey did you know that Madi simps for the egg?
What an Egg Simp

by CupcakeHalø September 22, 2021

Soup Egg

(n.) I oughta knock you out

Soup Egg oughta knock your ass out.

by Niilo Nilsson July 10, 2021