When two cousins, most likely female, want to brag about fucking in front of their not so oblivious family
“Yo, Sally, that’s a wicked toe nail you got there.” Weird Uncle: “What the fuck are y’all talking about toe nails for?”
by Banana Slug Daddy January 25, 2023
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Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).
by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023
Get the National Toe Licker Day mug.Doctor: It appears that you have lack-toes intolerance.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by AdamFra January 30, 2023
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Get the Toes mug.A form of extreme intimacy known only by the realest of couples. Usually experienced while laying together in bed or under the dining room table while sharing a meal, the big toes of two lovers are interlaced and held together for extended periods of time, deepening their connection with every passing minute.
Milly - Brad was raging last night because the Uber driver was going to take 3hrs to deliver our pizza, but once I told him to take off his shoes and interlace toes with me, he calmed right down. Ain’t nothin soothe his soul like a good quality toe tongin!
by MillyMuscleMummy February 15, 2023
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